Yeti with a Machete

Original design and poem by The Craftzilla. Please do not copy without credit. Thank you!

Up at the North Pole

Where no trees grow

Live the fuzzy furry yetis

In the ice and the snow

They might visit you

During this time of year

To show you how to serve

And spread to others cheer.

The yeti does a kindness

Each December day

He hope you will, too

And he’ll show you the way

Give a hug to your mother

Help a neighbor shovel snow

Bake some cookies for a friend

Say kind words to everyone you know

BUT…

If you peek at your presents

If you shout at your dad

The yeti is listening

And knows when you’re bad

He’ll cut open your presents

With his shiny machete

And take what’s inside

When you aren’t ready

As much as he hates it,

He’ll take them to others in need

He’ll let Santa know

Of your anger or greed.

And on Christmas morning,

(Oh, I hope you’ll be nice!)

Your presents will be EMPTY

And your heart full of ice.

But!

If you do some service

Do a good deed instead

You’ll keep the yeti at bay

And your gifts out of his sled.